All right gentlemen, here’s a shout out to all of you. I know you males of the human species don’t understand much of how a female brain works, and frankly, sometimes we females don’t either.
That puts you guys in a tough situation, eh? We expect you to know what to say and do for us when you don’t even know what we are expecting half the time. So, I’m here to give you a little bit of advice.
First of all, know that a woman’s mind is constantly moving. Our brains are like a bowl of spaghetti. Most of the time our thoughts focused on one day are intertwined with thoughts from two weeks ago, which then connects to something that happened a year ago. We don’t really ever stop thinking or worrying.
Have you ever noticed how sometimes a girlfriend or even your mother gets mad at you for something that you did, but then brings up an issue that took place weeks ago? Yeah, sometimes that happens. When this occurs, please don’t get defensive because we just need to vent.
Do you know the saying, “Women are always right and even when they’re wrong, they’re right?” Personally I am not an advocate of this saying, but there are some people who claim it as truth. Don’t get offended by this, just make us feel good and agree with us. It’ll make life easier for you in the long run.
Females in general are known to be very emotional. So, when a woman comes to you and is looking for a shoulder to cry on, that’s all she’s looking for. Don’t try to fix the problem quite yet. Fixing the issue is generally the man’s solution to problems, but we don’t always want the problem fixed right at that moment. You don’t even need to say much. We just need someone to nod his head and insert understanding comments such as “mm-hmm,” “I understand,” and “aww,” every once in a while.
Basically, we are utterly confusing to you men, but don’t worry, we confuse ourselves half the time too. Don’t give up on us. We’ve got potential. Thanks boys!