Fifteen Things You Should Never Say On a Date

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Loren Evans demonstrates to Morgan Sessions what it would be like to say the wrong thing on a date. Photo by Savannah Sloan

Loren Evans demonstrates to Morgan Sessions what it would be like to say the wrong thing on a date. Photo by Savannah Sloan

Here are fifteen things you should never say on a date, especially not the first date. Starting at fifteen and counting down to number one.  Most of these are from my personal experience.

15: This may be weird but you remind me of my mom.

14: I don’t like dating.

13: You are really sweet but can I get your roommate’s number?

12: This reminds me of when my ex and I. . .

11: Do you mind if my roommate comes with us?

10: You remind of my cousin. . .

9: You look just like my ex.  . .

8: You remind me of a sloth (or any other animal).

7: I hate small children.

6: Oh, I forgot to mention I have a missionary.

5: I’m pregnant. . .

4: I have been watching you. . .

3: I have been watching your roommate too. . .

2: What should we name our first child?

1: I’m sorry I didn’t tell you before, but my girlfriend wants me back by midnight.

Now you have been warned. So think about what you are going to say before you say it.  You might just save yourself from completely messing up your date.

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