Bigfoot in Ephraim

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A large hairy man-like creature known as Bigfoot appears to be roaming around Ephraim. Does Ephraim hold some truth to the sighting of Bigfoot? Photo courtesy of blastr.com

A large hairy man-like creature known as
Bigfoot appears to be roaming around Ephraim. Does Ephraim hold some truth to the sighting of Bigfoot?
Photo courtesy of blastr.com

Local residents and students are alarmed by last week’s sightings of the legendary creature Bigfoot in the Ephraim area. Authorities advise people to remain calm and report additional sightings.
At least three sightings have been confirmed at present. The first sighting was made in Ephraim Canyon at the Badger Mountain ropes course, where Bigfoot was observed wearing a climbing harness and helmet, attempting to climb one of the obstacles. When approached, it roared loudly and scared the observers away, as if to say it didn’t want any help and could make the climb on its own. Unfortunately, Bigfoot exceeded the weight capacity of the obstacle and, upon reaching the top, caused it to topple to the ground.
The second sighting took place at the popular on Main Street, where Bigfoot, apparently unharmed from his accident at the ropes course, attempted to order a drink from the popular Sip It! soda shack on Main Street. When it approached the window to order, the frightened staff closed their windows and hid. One staff member reported that “We thought he was going to eat us. If we’d known all he wanted was a Badger Blast, we would’ve made it for him.” Angry at the apparent refusal of service, Bigfoot proceeded to smash a hole in the side of the Sip It! hut before leaving.
The final sighting was at the Horne Activity Center, where Bigfoot and his cousin Sasquatch met up to play racquetball. The staff member at the service desk was apparently undeterred by the furry duo, having previously dealt with hairier patrons. After the staff member carefully explained to the pair that they needed a Snow College activity card in order to play, they went berserk and ransacked the center. They disappeared after stealing a pair of racquets and a ball, heading towards Ephraim Canyon.
Police have warned residents to be on alert for the creatures and immediately report any contact made. Photographing Bigfoot may be attempted, but photographs will likely be blurry and unclear.

Colton Welch is a sophomore student pursuing a Communications Major, and has been writing for the Snowdrift since Fall 2014. He has experience writing on Politics and Opinion, as well as International Spotlights. He has traveled to Asia and loves the Asian culture. With all of his experience, he wants to pursue a career in Political Journalism. Colton enjoys playing the guitar and working with metal and leather, making homemade armor to use in live-action roleplaying games (LARP).

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